Reasons why Malaysians fail at driving

I say fail you say pro – bro, in the end it’s all about feeling like Toretto! Without further ado, here are a number of reasons why Malaysians are the worst (or the best, depending on which way you want to look at it) drivers ever.

1. The speed limit
Wait. What speed limit? Oh… You mean those signs with numbers? That’s the minimum, kan? I mean, come on… Everyone knows that the speed limit is the slowest you’re allowed to go. Right? #fail

Errr… The speed limit is more of a guideline than an actual rule…
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2. The zebra crossing
Fail: When we see white and black stripes, we can’t help but think “I CAN MAKE IT, DON’T START CROSSING AUNTY!” #fail

Pedestrians waiting to cross? They can wait a little longer.
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3. Slow on the fast lane
Oh yeah. We love speeding but when we go slow, we do it on the fast lane just to annoy the hell out of everyone else. #fail

GERAMNYERRRR!!!
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4. Making that illegal U-Turn
You don’t understand – I’m in a rush! I need that extra 1 minute and 37 seconds it might take to reach the legal U-Turn! #fail

Yasss, finally found a spot to make a U-Turn!
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5. The yellow light
When we see this golden, amber light, the only thing that comes to mind is “GO FASTER LAH!” #fail

You know you’re thinking this.
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Whichever one of these you do… Please stop! Ain’t nobody want you to be the road owner’s kid. #seewhatididthere

Torretto approves of this advice.
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